How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
Sherlock’s out of character “Laterz” at Buckingham Palace is not only a passive-aggressive sign of contempt (and parting shot at Mycroft, who almost got him to behave himself)- it may also refer to Sherlock’s secret guilty pleasure of watching what John freely admits in The Great Game to be “crap telly.”
i have been laughing at this cap for like ten minutes straight please it’s like dean is really really impressed by the size of cas’ dick
I can’t do it, Cas. It’s too big.
okay can i just say that this gif is my favourite thing ever about watching you me at six perform live? the best moment out of them all is when josh is just smiling and mouthing the words and he doesn’t even bother singing into the microphone because nobody would be able to hear him over the screaming of the fans and he just looks so god damn happy.
Post about ‘The Name of the Doctor’, spoilers within!!
This post may be accessed w/ one word. Just one word. One word you should pretend like I’ve been building up to for months and months in interviews and press releases. And that word is………
i was on omegle yelling at everyone if they kno nge and they